Mollysock

When you get a sweaty gym sock and place it upon your penis and then masterbate, filling the sweaty, yet stinky, sock with your special juice. Then you prance around naked and smack random people's faces with your fresh batch of Mollysock.

Derek: Damn. Steve just Mollysocked Justine and now she has herpes of the mouth, eyes, skin, and nose.

Rick: I know. He is such a badass.

by awkward asparagus March 19, 2011

molly hooper

one hardcore motherfucker

one time, molly hooper slapped me across my dumb idiot face. thrice. it was AWESOME. - the one poop baby sherlock holmes

by mollyfuckinghooper January 23, 2014

molson canadian

Kickass beer the beats out all american crap and is much less expensive too

I drank a molson canadian and played hockey till 3am while partying out on the ice

by canadianfreak July 25, 2006

mollhagen

lumps of fat that hang over the side of people's pants.

dude, did you see that mollhagen hanging off of kelsey's waist??

yeah, it looks like lumps of unbaked bread dough.

by Go on a Diet January 26, 2009

Child Molestation

The act of sexually molesting and abusing a child.

Child molestation is a disgusting and morally reprehensible behavior that can destroy a child's mental and physical health as well as his or her feelings of self-respect and dignity. It is illegal and immoral and should be punished by the lengthiest jail term possible by law.

by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

molestation wagon

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.

Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

Molest Me Van

1970s Delivery or Cargo Van that has no windows except for windshield and front windows.

There was a molest me van parked near the school.

by MikeGV March 1, 2005