mojo

the obvious better definition of swag... you dont need swag when you have mojo

who needs swag when you have mojo

by Dicrols June 8, 2013

HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

by weave November 1, 2003

check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

Mojing

To move slickly from one place to another.

To moje:-
"Moje your ass over here"

by Hann and Soph - not Jim March 19, 2004

mojo

That often elusive quality that sets a person apart from everyone else. The word "magic" could, almost without exception, replace "mojo" in all of its contexts, sentences, and/or applications.

I just saw David Lee Roth on Leno last night. He did a country version of an old Van Halen song ... he has DEFINITELY lost his mojo!!

by Peter T. July 14, 2006

Monona Grove High School

This high school in Monona, WI is a homely, very welcoming place. The students will not be rude or unwelcoming to any persons that visit unless given a reason to. there are many cliques here and the occasional fights break out between races, but nothing unlike other high schools. every thing that you will find at this high school is ordinary accept, the students here have high respect and sportsmanship to other sports teams. In many football games there is very little if no conflict, and the sports teams themselves are highly sportsmanship like

welcome to Monona Grove High School.

by dude.dude February 18, 2010

MOJOLOGY

1) The excessive use of sex terms while speaking.
2) The art of being able to relate anything to sex.
3) The ability to make people wonder why the f*** you know so much about sex, that you can constantly twist something to be a disgusting sex phrase.

EXAMPLE 1:
Lemonjello: DAM! Morgan knows his F***ing mojology.
EXAMPLE 2:
Melonjello: I didnt know it was possible to use so much mojology in one sitting! Maybe one day i can become a MOJOLOGIST.

by mojologist May 6, 2009