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Jamaican Minute

A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.
Jordan: Where is Andre

Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes

Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes
by Spano_13 June 7, 2010
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Oven Mitts

Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.
"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."
by Spuds McVest June 22, 2013
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Mitt Romney

Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!

This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.
by DK Sett May 23, 2007
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Mittle Finger

When you give The Man the middle finger with mittens on.
This guy: Is that guy with mittens waving at me?

That guy: No man, look at his face, he's definitely giving you the mittle finger.
by E-Tickets February 19, 2011
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Fuck Minute

Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".

This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.

11:12 FTL
by BS-Man August 30, 2010
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Microsoft minute

Microsoft minute
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noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.

2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.
I waited in line at the DMV for what felt like a Microsoft minute.
by Bancheis January 25, 2017
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Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.
That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.
by Debbie M. March 12, 2021
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