micronerd

Gamers who control unit movements in games to details, with fast and close moves. It's often a way to show off their skills rather than necessary.

You see how fast he build the wall to stop the raid? He's such a micronerd!

by Randomdeuce January 28, 2020

microblurt

A baby version of a blurt, not a full blurt or a mini blurt but a microblurt

The baby was up all night crying, she is such a microblurt sometimes

by Louskilou February 21, 2020

micropenis

Ronald Frere

Ronnie Frere has a micropenis.

by letmepickmydamnnameomg February 23, 2020

Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

Micropenalized

When you encounter the man of your dreams only to realize u need a magnifying glass to find his disturbingly small penis in your hand, well two fingers... which then makes you feel like a pedophile unwillingly.

After we got comfortable at his place things got heated and I caressed his loins only to discover I had been micropenalized and felt sick to my stomach right after and ran to the bathroom...

by KOOLKITTY April 24, 2020

microservice

A microservice is a component of software that is independent of the larger system.

This enables a developer to spend the weekend rewriting critical system functionality as a passion project without risking total system collapse.
Resulting in potentially usably incongruent abominations within the wider system.
Ensuring that said developer has job security, in being the only one that understands a small but crucial part of the system.

Dev: Hi Boss, I built an experimental microservice on Saturday to replace that one part of the system that is a bit iffy. I'm sure we can iterate on in and make usable and highly available.
Boss: Highly available? Release it today!
Dev: *Job Secured*

by Dr. Fro November 2, 2020

microselling

A modern, video-based sales methodology designed to optimize efficiency, extend reach, and more fully leverage multi-media assets

Account Executives who use the MicroSelling methodology are 10X more productive than those who do not.

by MicroStrategist October 21, 2020