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messenger pants

n. A style of baggy capri pants briefly marketed for guys, although it quickly flopped, having been a fashion-don't by default.
What guy in their right mind would wear messenger pants?
by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007
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AIM Instant Messenger

Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.

situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours

-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-

susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009
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instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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Messeh

A much smaller variant of tubnerd though equally as bad. Natural habitats include cs servers / irc and, in mating seasons, lans where it can be found b0rking unsuspecting gamers while they sleep.
OMG i think Messeh ruffled me with his winkee while i slept.
by Newbie April 13, 2004
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messMS

the words used when someone screws around or annoys you by using SMS
pronounced MESS-EM-ESS
"Fuck, Todd won't stop messMSing me about his party tomorrow"
by Cooper Pooper Scooper October 20, 2008
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messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.
I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!
by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010
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Messerschmitt knickers

Women's knickers worn in wartime Britain (1939-1945). Often
made of nylon/parachute silk.
Possible derivation: said to come down without a fight. (analogy with German aircraft of same name).
She wears Messerschmitt knickers: they come down without a fight.
by Lord George de BruceCarruthers September 26, 2010
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