Messeh

A much smaller variant of tubnerd though equally as bad. Natural habitats include cs servers / irc and, in mating seasons, lans where it can be found b0rking unsuspecting gamers while they sleep.

OMG i think Messeh ruffled me with his winkee while i slept.

by Newbie April 13, 2004

Mystic Messenger

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017

Messengers MC

A Motorcycle Club formed at the Stones in North East Philly in 1993. The group chooses not to drink or do drugs.

Oh shit, The Messengers MC are gonna be here soon, get rid of the booze

by Straight Edge MotherFucker May 8, 2008