Mental retardation

Someone mentally stupid.

Conor you have mental retardation.

by Dictionary694208 August 16, 2021

mental blueballs

The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.

Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.

by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010

Juggernaut Mentality

Thinking that you can take on more than you actually can.

"I ran into 5 guys, I had the "Juggernaut Mentality" thinking i could take them all on at once and got my ass kicked" Your not the Juggernaut, bitch.

by laggin July 13, 2010

mental backflip

the obscure justification or defense for a belief or opinion based on counterfactual or fictionalized facts.

"Hey bro, why the confused look?"
"I've been watching Sean Hannity do mental backflips."

by jsterry23 April 18, 2009

mental deferral

To mentally attempt to remind yourself of something for a later time, rather than writing it down.

You can't recognize that cost on your ledger for this month, you'll have to make a mental deferral.

by Scott Burton January 4, 2009

Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.

A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing

by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015

mental kink

Something that really turns you on in terms of creating strong positive emotions; Something you spend a lot of time with that you're mentally addicted to and give all your time to.

"Noah is constantly on the internet it's like he's never offline. The internet really is his mental kink."

by Teakotsu June 23, 2019