maite

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST. HE IS REALLY GORGEOUS AND SO NICE. AND I LOVE HIM SM

Maite>>> you

by atsumoose May 31, 2021

Manteam

An elite crew of good-looking men who have banded together in order to fulfill the dreams of a nation. Can be seen regularly in Denver bars having more fun than you. Manteam has also been spotted in Austin, Vegas, and other cities that don't suck. A few ladies have also attained membership into this elite club.

"Dude, who the hell are those guys with those impressive dance moves and flock of ladies?", "That's Manteam dude. Man they are good-looking."

by thebest323 December 2, 2011

matter baby

cringey joke

1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?

by yoinketh June 1, 2020

mattea

shes the type of girl who says shes not sensititve but really is. she could sometimes be kinda mean but overall shes pretty nice, she has a nice music taste and is quiet around other people but loud in front of her friends. shes rlly pretty and gets good grades, shes misunderstood and doesnt have the greatest life people think she has.

woah shes cool
yea shes def a mattea

by rose..flower February 18, 2021

country matters

Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.

Hamlet: Did you think I meant country matters?

by Ignatzz February 25, 2017

manteca

the drug we call heroin

I like to get a hold of some manteca.

by martha March 24, 2004

Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.

Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."

by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009