Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

Mathematical Masochism

When math educators want to push themselves to the limit, by being the best in their category or field, where they are willing to take enormous risks and bear the pain to be rewarded.

Recipients of the Fields medal—the mathematical equivalent of the “Nobel Prize In Mathematics”—have a penchant for mathematical masochism in order to stand out from the crowd, because these “extreme mathematicians” know that “no pain, no gain.”

by MathPlus October 31, 2018

Mathematica Nostalgia

Thoughts of yesteryear that remind you of those times when you longed for math to be an optional school subject, or hoped that your math teacher would be abducted by aliens.

Seeing her two boys struggle with the most disliked school subject evokes feelings of mathematica nostalgia in Mrs. Paul, who suffered from mathophobia when faced with brain-unfriendly word problems.

by MathPlus April 18, 2018

Mathematically Irreverent

When someone decides to coin a math word or phrase, or to redefine an existing one, without fear of being censured, rebuked, punished, or fired.

Urban Dictionary remains the social platform of choice for mathematically irreverent writers, who just want to sexify or spice the most boring or disliked school subject for millions of students worldwide.

by MathPlus November 23, 2020

Mathematics

Some dirty word that means a slut, thot, or whore. Teachers use this word a lot and i'm against it.

Wow, did you see that Mathematics over there? God, i'm glad i'm not her friend.

by OnlyAva May 27, 2018

MathMask™

A face mask designed by a mathepreneur that has a math question printed on it, which aims at reducing innumeracy among its wearers during this pandemic crisis—when both safety and numeracy are achieved in a profitable way.

At $1 per MathMask™, or at $10 a dozen, these “smart masks” are expected to be popular gift items among both pro- and anti-Trump evangelicals this Christmas.

by MathPlus November 3, 2020

Mathemagical

/máthimájikal/ adj. of or pertaining to or of the nature of a phenomenon that which can only be explained by a combination of mathematics and supernatural theory. Most commonly occurring in card games, such as euchre, poker, go-fish...etc.

Now fucking way, that was a mathemagical card on the river!
She had a mathemagical draw to win the go-fish game.

by Smitty369 August 30, 2010