The Matador

When your having sex doggystyle and you ram your partners head into the headboard or wall so hard it knocks them out. You then throw the covers over their head and scream Olé!

My wife got me a tie for my birthday so I gave her The Matador later that night.

by CLIckAble August 19, 2016

MATADS

An acronym, standing for "Make Austin Take A Damn Shower", referring to one Austin M. who has a propensity for not showering.

Austin hasn't taken a shower in like 10 days. Dammit, MATADS!

by bud mutex April 30, 2005

manafort

Pretending to be philanthropic and charitable.

Mary offered to water my plants while I was working but she was manafort the whole time by sleeping with my husband.

by Ladyomygod August 19, 2018

Mata

To bum, sponge off of someone with no intention of returning the favour. Usually the 'Mata' will borrow small items like pocket change or cigarettes so no-one notices they're a sponge, only everyone already knows.

The 'Mata': Can I borrow a cigarette man, I forgot to buy a pack today, I swear I'll give you one tomorrow.

You: Sure you will (hands over a cigarette).

by Wazman March 1, 2009

maaf

a person that does things with the intention to spite others

That ticket agent was being a real maaf.

by ColinSimson April 1, 2019

acuna matada

It is an African based phrase meaning "Don't worry, be happy," made famously by the lion king.

Responsible roommate : Damn I lost my wallet! This day cannot get any worse!

Stoner roomate: acuna matada bro just chill.

by Papapizzaman April 18, 2016

mataia

Hot ass bitch that knows how to party. Type to say, "I have a bf" even if she dont. This girl is fine asl buy won't date anyone because she thinks she's too pretty

I tried to bone mataia but she wouldn't let me

by Lmaoyouthot October 28, 2017