manafort

A slurry of shit and urine that's been stewing in a porta potty at the Texas State Fair in 100° weather.

Don't go in there, somebody left a manafort that's unflushable.

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

manafort

Pretending to be philanthropic and charitable.

Mary offered to water my plants while I was working but she was manafort the whole time by sleeping with my husband.

by Ladyomygod August 19, 2018

Paul Manafort

When you climb into someone’s asshole and use them as a human meat suit.

Yuppie 1: Did you hear the recent news? Russia Paul Manafort’ed Paul Manafort!
Yuppie 2: Oh yeah, Putin climbed straight into his asshole and used him like a human meat suit.
Yuppie 1: Yeah!

by Troutsfirgump December 6, 2017

manaforte

A seductive criminal specialty involving greed, self-promotion, and peddling access to power, devised to fuel a gilded lifestyle.

His manaforte for padding his own resume and pocketbook led him from pinnacle to pit in a very short timeframe.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018

Manafortified

Imbued with all the good things: betrayal, self preservation, and copious amounts of anal spunk.

Donnie Trumps Big Mac was not only delicious, it was Manafortified. After his campaign manager flipped, and ratted him out, Donnie had to choke down the betrayal, disappointment and old man sperm with his two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard September 14, 2018

Manafortin

making money using any means, legal but primarily illegal and laundering it through whatever resources are available, with the j tent to assure it’s exempt from being taxed’.

This is my regular gig but my side hustle is all about manafortin.

by happyfeelin October 31, 2017

Manaforting

The act of falsifying official documents for positive political or personal gain. Usually done in Adobe PDF.

“I’ve been Manaforting receipts all morning in order to turn this $1,500 tax bill into a refund!”

Also: Manafort: “Paul Manafort didn’t know how to Manafort his own financial statements, so he got Rick Gates to Manafort them for him.”

Also: Manaforted: “Linda was quick to replace the real bank records with the ones she had Manaforted earlier in the day.”

by LineMom February 26, 2018