canoe-maker

A forensic pathologist who performs autopsies. After the organs are removed from the thoracic and abdominal cavities, what's left somewhat resembles a canoe.

"Gertrude, whose heretofore delicate beauty had ceased to continue living a few hours prior to the arrival of Inspector Lee Xiong 'Rusty' Fong, lay peacefully now among the daffodils and butterflies -- as well as among abundant evidence of foul play. Though Inspector Fong suspected he knew which wound would prove to be the fatal one -- that being the one that put two meters' distance between Gertrude's fourth and fifth cervical vertebrae -- he knew, nonetheless, that this was a case for the canoe-maker, Dr. Penelope 'Chui' Frankelburger."

by Graybeard September 22, 2008

candle maker

A person who puts their own cum into candles to make them better

Jake Colman
Jake Colman is such a candle maker with amanda brown

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Pizza Maker

While getting head, grab the girls neck forcing your cock down her throat until she throws up.

After I gave her the "pizza maker" she cleaned up the mess.

by Adryan December 19, 2007

Sneaky Baby Maker

Someone who makes babies uncontrollably and under the radar. Unknown by the general public. Malevolent entitie that may very well be a girl or a guy, or even a futanari.

Jenny: UGH! I'm pregnant again! I don't get how?!
Meleah: Seriously? Must have been one of those "Sneaky baby makers...
Jenny: Yeah.... I really need to start closing the front door. :
Meleah: Cool story bro, let's play POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE! x3
Jenny:*sigh* Hell yeah... u.u

by Fernival April 11, 2011

Baby maker

(n) 1. A polite term for a male OR females reproductive organ.

2. Someone who has many, many children.

3. One who makes babies. (Often a prostitute)

(v) 4. The act of teabagging.

1. "Oh, you kicked him right in the baby maker!"

2. "Look at that baby maker over there. She's practically juggling those babies!"

3. "I'm going to head over the baby maker today to see what she has in stock. Do you need one while I'm there?"

4. "I can't believe he baby-makered my corpse!"

by ryan_teh_awesome December 28, 2005

bitch maker

the guy in prison who fucks his man bitches in the ass

You my bitch now...

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Hey Maker

A really heavy hit on a human being in a contact sport.

1) Oh shit, #91 gave that kid a hey maker!!!! Is he okay?

2) That kid is looking down while getting a ground ball, he's just asking for a hey maker right now.

by Black Diamond Fan July 28, 2009