This is when you’re in a ZOOM/video meeting with people you don’t know well (usually during a pandemic) and you’re bored so you want to leave. You don’t really know how to exit gracefully, so you get all anxious and continue to hang out: the “panic lurk”.
My friend just had a Zoom Bday party and I didn’t know anyone.
I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.
I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.
by SFDanae April 15, 2020
Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.
by Dan The Dish June 23, 2010
by Dabber01001 November 12, 2018
A person who can not tell when they are not wanted. A linger lurk may not be wanted at a Certain please or at a certain time or around certain people a linger lurk can go as far as a person who may not be want romantically nevertheless they are not wanted
Becky just go home you linger lurk it’s four in the morning and my girls going to be home like right now so you got to go because I never said your ass was going to stay the night did I ?
by Tethedonn March 27, 2022
When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.
I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.
by C-Merx February 04, 2010
So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 12, 2019