Lumpy Pumpkin

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.

When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.

by LumpyPumpkin January 24, 2012

Limpan

Limpan is what you call a friend who got alot of swag and likes living he's life on the edge. A Limpan mostly hang with the cool kids and a Limpan always notice people about the fact #YOLO he don't want anyone to missunderstand that they only live once.

-What's up Limpan!

-YOLO My friend!
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-Looking good today Limpan!

-New Swag!
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by Arzcy January 11, 2013

Limp Shrimp

A penis that is limp.

Becky: "So I heard you gave Jay a hand job?"
Emma: "Nah, he had a limp shrimp."

by datsweg February 1, 2014

lumpy chicken

"Loud and clear", radio term.

"I can read you lumpy chicken, over and out".

by Les Norton Esq. June 9, 2016

Limp Dicked

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.

John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.

by Riper123 February 7, 2017

lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018