librosexual

The term used to describe people who are not straight, bisexual, gay, or a-sexual. This group of people are those who enjoy the company of a book rather than actual human contact. It can also mean those people who see themselves in an emotional and/or romantic relationship with fictional and/or non-fictional characters from books, based on their own mental image of the character. Because they create a perfect companion through this character, real people no longer seem attractive.

Girl 1: I'm not actually attracted to you...
Boy: Why not?
Girl 2: Well, hadn't you heard... she's a-sexual-
Girl 1: Like a plant!
Boy: ... Ok, you're weird... So Girl 2, you want to go out with me then?
Girl 2: No thanks.
Boy: Well why not?
Girl 2: I'm a librosexual.

by Book-Lover-17_is_-dead:( June 17, 2013

Limbo

The place/afterlife you live after you commit suicide. It's exactly like real life but only people who have committed suicide can reside there. You cannot smile and it's always hot. If you accidentally end up there you must look for the PIC (People In Charge)

You landed yourself in limbo after you jumped in front of the train you dumbass.

by olive schmolive September 21, 2011

reg limbo

n. the dead time caused by waiting for an email confirmation code during registration for access to a new website. This time is often filled with mindless websurfing, which may lead to forgetting the original purpose.

Dude, what are you doing surfing the "Elvis is Alive" website? I thought you were working.

I was. But I got stuck in reg limbo to get into this new site. Arrgh, I got the confirmation email 10 minutes ago, but didn't notice.

by david Somers December 13, 2007

snooze limbo

That period of time in the morning when you're neither asleep nor awake, between when you've pressed snooze on your alarm clock and when you actually get out of bed.

Dude, I did not want to get out of bed this morning - I was in snooze limbo for over an hour.

by Moshuar June 14, 2009

crymbo limbo

The period between xmas and new years, where nobody concentrates at work, mostly due to hangover

December 27th - December 30th is crymbo limbo time

by Gillym December 29, 2009

resume limbo

not hearing shit from a prospective employer after sending a resume. -perhaps you out and out weren't qualified, or didn't include the "magic word/s"!? -employers have to have everything perfect on a resume, then rarely have the common decency (or time!?) to at least contact you for the 'take-down'...-kind of makes one feel about two places above a 'tool' or 'machine'!!

-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"

did you ever hear back from JR Foolsley company john? -fuck no, i'm in resume limbo!!

i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?

by michael foolsley January 26, 2010

Japanese Limbo

Instead of going under,you go over : A bar on the ground lined with penis shaped statues erecting from the tops,the taller the beam,the more difficult. Falling will result in loss and losing your virginity.

God...japanese people these days...I swear.

by Jake October 13, 2004