Ladder of Noobism

The noob chain of command

This is the Ladder of Noobism (as confirmed by my friend Tyler)

Noob--the highest of being a noob

Nub--Midway. You're in the middle. Doing okay.

Nublet--Going into the danger zone

Nubling--The lowest rank of noobism. You're basically screwed

by Chibi-san November 8, 2007

Lancer

Something with the name of Lancer exceeds your expectations. They are loving and caring and no matter the circumstance, are able to make you feel better. If you see a Lancer your heart immediately starts to beat fast as they brighten up the room. They make you feel wanted, loved, and cared for. They make you feel as though you belong anywhere you go. Lancer is a truly amazing pet, or person.

Did you see that dog?
No but was the dog cute?
Of course it was it's name was Lancer!

by Rewels June 19, 2019

bottom of the ladder

any mininum wage part time job

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Landesmanian Devil

The act of taking an elicit drug, such as Ecstasy or shrooms, finding a Dobish, dry humping it until you are about to ejaculate, and right when it puts it's mouth on your Giggity Shmorgasboard, you explode, leaving it to choke and gag on your Quaker Oatmeal, also known as your Giggity Goo.

I just Landesmanian Deviled a Dobish last week. It was amazing. You should take a drive all the way from Westchester JUST to do it.

by Petrus Romanus May 30, 2006

The Eagle has Landed

Famous Words of Neil Armstrong as he guided the Apollo Lunar Lander "Eagle" in it's final stages of landing on the moon in 1969.

Houston, Tranquillity base here. The Eagle has Landed.

by Trent S Hopkinson May 11, 2006

The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance

Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.

by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

8-laner

The brown stains left after flushing a big shit down the toilet.

Dude, I just droppped an 8-laner shit in your mom's toilet. Your Mom's toilet bowl looks like a brown 8 lane super highway .

by Chris Nubby August 6, 2007