Knobbie-Wankie

Random insult for males only.
Female counterpart is Fanny-Pokey

Oh MAX! You stupid Knobbie-Wankie!!

by Jamie Carmichael March 8, 2005

knobby

noun
1. A rare breed of an ape-like man. Height varies from 6'4"-6'7".

2. clumsy buffoon, e.g horrible basketball player

verb
1. to memorize cards in trivia games.

2. to be very forgetful when preparing for an event such as leaving for work or heading to a sporting event.

related forms
knobbyfest, knob goblin, rob the knob

wow, i just beat you 6-0 in a game of basketball! Your such a knobby!!!

waitress: "can i help you sir"
rob: "yes, i have a reservation for two for rob and lisa"
waitress: "will your guest be joining you later"
rob: "what do you mean?"
waitress: "well sir... your alone"
rob: "DAM IT!!! I knew i forgot something!"
waitress: "looks like you pulled a knobby!"
whole restaurant: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

by confetti explosion May 7, 2008

Knobbed

To have a male homosexual encounter

Mick: "I got knobbed by 3 policemen at the weekend"

by frank_stain October 21, 2010

hob knobber

When you have a 2 guys and one guy puts his fingure up ur ass, the other one sticks his nice long dick in ur pussy

god i love you be apart of this hob knobber

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

knubby

knubby: a term of endearment for a drunk punk rocker.

Rob was being a total Knubby at last nights show!

by Rob Wilkinson November 5, 2005

knobblin

lying to or decieving

nigga:-''u knobblin wit my ass?''
white-ass punk:- ''i aint knobblin' withcha''

by da NTP August 16, 2003

Knub-Duckie

A creature of Hobgoblin-like resemblance which can turn your insides into pudding with only a single scrunched up glare. It is rarely over five feet tall, can't control the volume of its voice, and waddles for transportation.

That knub-duckie got mad at me for trying to steal its eggs. It then used its Knub-glare to turn me into a vegetable.

by Mr. Jeffrey Kingston III November 17, 2009