keaton (girl)

Keaton (girl) is the most kind,loving and fun person out there. She is outgoing, funny and gorgeous! She has beautiful eyes and is very creative . If you hurt someone that is close to her, You are screwed. Keaton (girl) is very unique and intelligent ! She also has so many friends! Everyone wishes they could be like her.

Tia: "omg did you see Keaton (girl) last night? She looked amazing!"
Tammy:" I know! She's so pretty and funny!"

Teacher: " Keaton (girl) is so intelligent she got another A+ on her test!"
Greg:" she didn't even study! How is she so smart?"

by Stormyweatherrrr___.. April 14, 2019

Kento Nanami

AAAAGH THIS GUY
HE IS SO PERFECT HONESTLY

FUCK MAHITO

istg he is a 7:3 ratio himself though, his hair, birthday, technique. Everything about him is about the ratio 7:3 😧

“Opinions on Kento Nanami?”
“Perfect.”
“Well yeah tbh”

by not kentoist March 31, 2021

Dirty Kenton

A Bad ass Marine with a big dick

Now that one hell of a dirty kenton

by Devildogg1980 November 1, 2019

Keaton

He’s kinda a bitch, it’s okay tho because he’s the bud of the joke in your friend group. If you know a Keaton he’s usually small very scronny and is a little body. If you have a Keaton in your friend group you usually just keep him around because you feel sorry for him. Oh a ps if you have a sister older or younger watch out the changes are they go for that. Also Keatons usually have attractive moms

He is definitely the Keaton of the friend group. Everyone makes jokes around him!

by Lol14567 April 5, 2019

kleptocracy

The United States. A country were politicians only care unless there's something in it for them, as only those who lie the best get elected to further abuse power.

I love living in a kleptocracy, money for pointless neverending wars, dieases without cure, and school books from 1960.

by D The R April 17, 2006

keeton

The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be.

hey dude, get off the couch and stop being so keeton.

by Nate Crawford January 2, 2009

kelton

the best boyfriend you will ever have. can kick your ass. good at sports. a simp, likes cute girls. will simp for any girl in the world .tall, big pp, if you have one in your life don't miss the opportunity to ask him out

girl1:omg whos that hot boy

girl2: oh that's KELTON

girl1: isn't he hot

girl2:yesssss

by mk(landon sucks hairy balls) November 18, 2020