kardashian

(n) toilet bowl; common porcelain bathroom toilet

"Excuse me, I have to use the kardashian."

"Please do not flush sanitary napkins down the kardashian."

by Unka Truk September 11, 2016

kardashian cooties

When one is so sick of all of the massive exposure of the Kardashian"s marketing themselves that they just want to stay away from them or hearing about them in every way possible.

Don't put that channel on I will get the Kardashian Cooties......

by Cubby Cubster August 15, 2016

Kardashiaing

To compulsively keep up with the Kardashians.

Boy 1: Yo dude, wanna go to Violets party tonight?
Boy 2: Nah, I'm kardashiaing tonight!

by ~Mav~ May 28, 2018

Kardashian

A dysfunctional and unskilled family of theatrics that relies on dressing up as skank ho’s to achieve financial success by preying on the lower middle class audience.

Look at that Kardashian’s wannabe flipping goods for a quick buck.

by ToliyWheeler February 25, 2019

Kardashians

a family who are made out of plastic

oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol

by mara. October 29, 2020

Him Kardashian

A narcissistic male whom craves attention based on his physical appearance, and takes a lot of selfies or videos to post to social media. It can also refer to a guy with a big butt.

This guy is so into himself, he's always posting shirtless pictures on facebook. He is such a Him Kardashian.

He's a Him Kardashian with an ass like that.

by Frankalicious-So-Delicious March 5, 2015

A Kardashian

A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.

The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.

“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”

“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”

by moj-poj May 31, 2019