Junk Kicked Smile

A facial gesture in which eyes become inexplicably larger than normal, fake smile contains Christmas-morning appeal and appears to be surprisingly genuine, albeit classically creepy.

The Junk Kicked Smile is found when a picture take-ee experiences some sort of breath-taking phenomenon - such as a Junk Kick - right before the click. Very difficult to fake as one then must remain in freeze frame until the photo is complete.

by TravisD Ballz June 13, 2008

junk time

The period in an indoor cricket game when the self appointed skipper blows in and scores a bootload of runs.

Hornet: "Geez, here goes benda again, smashing it up in junk time."
Snout: "He sure loves Junk time."
Hornet: "Your mum is Junk time. Zing!"

by benda=junk time October 28, 2010

junk-jiggler

Inadvertant physical hand-on-scrotum contact makes one a "junk-jiggler."

While sparring with Paul, I kicked at the same time as he did a low jab. He totally went for a nut-grab! That guy is such a junk-jiggler.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Junk Slap

Male sex organ known as penis is used as a tool for slapping any given person across (his/her) face. refer;<pimp slap, bitch slap>

I junk slapped <person's name> across (his/her) face.
I junk slapped Jessica across her face.

by D$A$V$E May 25, 2006

Junk Fire

The extreme heat produced by rubbing to mens gentiles together.

Dude there was threesome and the two guys ended up in the hospital with a third degree junk burn from the junk fire.

by U know 5539 February 14, 2009

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

junk looker

person who gazes intently at a man's dong while he's exposed like at urinal or a locker room

I'm not sure if he was gay, but that guy in the bathroom was a junk looker.

by shawnyb August 6, 2010