Jose

A Jose will lie a lot and will not have any regrets on telling on you to the teacher even if you beg him if he gets in trouble hed be smiling even knowing he fucked up and will steal pencils and other things from peoples desks

Student: Jose FUCKING FAGGIt
Student: Wheres my pencil?

by yeeaaa boi April 16, 2019

Jose

When you have ascended above the title of "Bitch" and constantly lie a lot with no shame whatsoever. Especially when you yourself have a tiny pencil penis that can easily snap in half.

My ex girlfriend is being more the a Karen.... she has literally become a Jose

by PoeTayToe September 2, 2019

Jose

He isn’t special, he’s just normal, no he’s not normal. He’s a dam loser.

Look at that Jose, picking up pennies from the floor

by WaterMelonSharkTube January 18, 2018

Jose

He’s a fucking idiot and if you have one in your life Leave them because they suck And they are the worst person you’ll ever meet

Person: you’re such a Jose

Jose: damn bro that shit hurt

by Bigboiborriss October 20, 2019

Jose

simply a guy with a small dick, not attractive, laughs at dumb stuff, and he is a stoner.

no one wants to be a jose

by josehater101 December 14, 2015

Jose

Jose is when a male gets sperm pumped in his ass .

I josed a dude yesterday while watching kalem El neis

by Realistmf October 30, 2017

Jose

Flexes with shit he doesn’t have and is mentally retarded, and has no friends cus he’s a fake ass flexed and needs to stfu

Jose: yea I paid 700 for these shoes

by Jerjejjerjjrjr October 26, 2019