majic joose

one of the greatest hangover cures: Fanta Fruit Twist

Fook me that was a heavy drinking session last nite, i need some majic joose

by tommigunn March 18, 2004

jookz

Not knowing the correct year when rapping.

Yo, yo, 2005 (when the year is really 2006)! the jookz

by MC Fly November 4, 2006

Jookie

Jizz in a Cookie

That bitch was hungry, so i gave her a Jookie.

by MistaFreshhh May 8, 2011

jockspeak

A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".

Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).

"Uh."
"Mmn."
"Ungh."
"Uh-uh."
"Mm."
"Mmh."
-end of conversation

by Chasity Harlan, Rebecca Pashby, and Kelly Boman January 1, 2005

joobs

joobs are jewish peoples boobs

i found it on the south park on the episode when chef died. When the kids were walking somewhere, cartman said wat do u call a jewish persons boobs?
JOOBS.....

did you see how majestic those jewish girls joobs were???

by SCHECK April 20, 2006

Joose

An absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant.

The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."

by AndyRSC October 24, 2010

jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.

I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020