A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.
Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done
Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!
Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done
Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!
Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
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Get the Jonny Graham mug.(also known as JonELf) The coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that' a lot, and will bring breakfast to your room every morning
hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
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Get the Jonny Dart mug.Friends and family call him Jonny, coworkers/colleagues call him Jon. At his best when he is tan, the tanner the better! Highly allergic to cats, but will risk it for the right person from time to time. Collector of toys he will never play with and comics he will never read. He likes to think he is dark and mysterious, but you can see right into him if you really look.
Huge heart, family first, beautiful person inside and out. SEXY AF...JUST SAYIN
Huge heart, family first, beautiful person inside and out. SEXY AF...JUST SAYIN
Jonny is the man!
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Shane : babe you have a boogger coming out of your nose
Jonnalyn : oh thank you
Shane : your welco…
Jonnalyn : (crying) you always call out my flaws
Shane : *sigh* haha your welcome
Jonnalyn : oh thank you
Shane : your welco…
Jonnalyn : (crying) you always call out my flaws
Shane : *sigh* haha your welcome
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