Johnathan Depth

The proper name for Johnny Depp.

What's Johnny Depp's full name?

Johnathan Depth.

by SpikeyMike2 July 7, 2018

Johnathan ackerman

A devoted Denver broncos fan who is also a epic gamer

You are such a Johnathan Ackerman

by Epic gamessss November 20, 2019

Johnathan Gionette

Attractive, beautiful, gorgeous & stunning guy with a interesting personality of natural perfection. His presence is enough to blush the breezing wind with romance & affection. Yes incredibly intelligent & knowledgeable, talented in academia. He's an amazing listener & chatter, he's the safe haven of venting. Hes respectful & sweet, he will make you feel incredibly special.

Johnathan Gionette is so drop dead blooming!

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

Johnathan

(Latin name: Homo perfectus) The most beautiful, amazing, flawless, human being on the planet. Characteristic of, being adorable and giggly, smiling like an idiot, and many other cute actions and states of being. Johnathan brightens up the days of everyone he comes into contact with and those who do not enjoy his company are evil products of Christian Satan, Zoroastrian Angra Mainyu, and the Yazadi of Judaism. For those who do not know him, he is the single most perfect human being on the face of the earth.

"Do you know Johnathan?"
"Yeah, he's flawless!"

by Paradical January 21, 2013

Johnston, Iowa

A pretty decent town, it's just that most of the people suck. Pretty much all you will find here are ugly orange bleach blonde hoes, and immature douche bag guys who need to desperately go through puberty. Almost all of the girls look the same, act the same, dress the same, like the same things, etc. They will not like you if you arent like them. But then again, who wants to be friends with a bunch of annoying brats? Theres also a lot of posers, and fakes. Seriously, people need to just be themselves. Is it really that hard? The main schools here are Summit Middle school, Johnston Middle, and the High School.

Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!

Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic

Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT

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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox

Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston

This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.

by stay true <3 December 12, 2010

Johnathan

You're lucky if you have Johnathan he is a fine bitch as well as a jock and a great boyfriend so might as well just snatch him if you can

Ouuu!! Do you see him on the football field who is that?? That’s Johnathan!

by Xxxnottentacion June 12, 2018

an ottowa johnston

when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),

i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston

by halifax52 April 23, 2010