jo-johns

Altamont Kansas Slang Fo' Your Friends

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.

by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008

jo-bird

1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.

2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.

Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!

Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!

by Joanna and Sami January 4, 2008

Jo Bro Homo

When a guy REALLY like the Jonas Brothers, usually in a creepy stalker-fan fashion.

A: "We need one more guy for COD, should we call Alex?"

B: "No, hes busy. He went to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight."

A: "Ah, hes gone a Jo Bro Homo!"

by WiseWordsFromLemons August 11, 2010

JO Remorse

The overwhelming feeling of regret and remorse felt only seconds after climaxing while jerking off (JO). Most commonly felt after masturbation sessions that take place mid day in one's parent's house. Other common and extremely depressing feelings include a lack of self worth, loneliness, and sometimes thoughts of suicide.

"Dude, I got really bad JO remorse earlier today...I really need to get my life back on track."

by chilldudeguyman August 31, 2011

Jo-Anne

A gift from god, satans hell hound!

1.Man, that girls a bitch.
2. Yeah, she's a total Jo-Anne.

by Thisisnotmyrealnamehahah April 23, 2011

jo-jo

Seasoned, fried potato wedge, larger than a french fry. Localized usage in the Pacific Northwest.

Your jo-jos are too bland. You need to add some Johnny's.

by Joel Shaver February 25, 2008

Jo Bro'ed

Referencing the Jonas Brothers in a situation were someone has fallen for a ruse. Like if you where punked by Ashton Kutcher. Instead it would be a what if the Jonas Brothers punked you.

Situation

Guy 1 Setups up his buddy for fall for some "your gonna be punked" situation.
Guy 1's buddy falls for said situation.
Guy 1 tells him he's just been Jo Bro'ed

by sinicide January 5, 2010