Flibity jibity

A mans sausage.

I put my flibity jibity in ur mums reproductive hole

by Cuminurmum April 11, 2022

Jim The Janitor

Weed

Let's go smoke some Jim The Janitor behind the bleachers

by Jim The Janitor December 7, 2012

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020

Ol Sleepy Janitor

When you give a girl a special drink and she falls asleep

Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.

by douchezork February 27, 2022

potted plant and janitor

the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2

Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time

by yeehwa October 2, 2022

Hu Jintao

Hu Jintao (Chinese: 胡錦濤) is the current capitalist dictator (or revisionist dictator) of China. Despite what many people will say, Hu is a communist in name only, as most of the industry under his rule is privately owned as opposed to state-owned. He has been labeled as one of the world's worst dictators by several publications and is known for implementing censorship of the Chinese internet. He is also known for continuing the practice of turning China into a place of sweatshops and not of people's needs.

Hu Jintao is busy chipping away at all the communist reforms promised to China by Mao Zedong. If Mao could see what Hu has done to China he would cry.

by ConservatismSucks December 31, 2009

Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004