Javascript

A nondeterministic markup language suspected to be Turing complete. Its users are often mistakenly called developers.

On the seventh day God took a shit and javascript was born.

by EducatedGuess March 4, 2018

javajunkie

In Gilmore Girls fanfiction, writing about the relationship between Lorelai and Luke. Also, a person can also call themselves a javajunkie if they support Luke and Lorelai as a couple.
Can be a verb or noun.

I think this is self-explanitory. But, I consider myself a javajunkie, because I both read and write stories about Lorelai and Luke, and I support them as a couple as well.

by Kristen* June 22, 2006

Javatar

A tall hairy hairy thundercunt, who would throw his/hers lunch at you if you got him/her angry.

Jim: why are you being such a dick?
Javatar: "throws lunch"
Jim: fuck off Javatar

by Javatar August 29, 2016

javalog

\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

by horsewhistle June 26, 2007

javashift

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation

I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)

by birkenstein December 2, 2015

Javarion

JAVARION IS THE "MOST FINEST MAN EVER" BUT HE IS A FREAK..HE LOVES TO HAVE SEX. MOST JAVARIONS ARE ATHLETIC. JAVARION HAS A HEART OF GOLD, BUT DONT TRY HIM BECAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY....

Girl Javarion is fine as hell
Girl no Javarion just tried to fuck me last week.
Girl you know Javarion plays football and he captain of the team

by kadre January 14, 2021

Javanna

A beautiful lady with a big heart, scared to open because she loves with all of herself. Giving, however you must prove yourself to you really get to know her. Outgoing and fun loving but loyal to the t. Someone once invested fully finds it hard to let go but will release her wrath if ever double crossed. She's virtuous and stays away from non progressive friends.

She's so nice yet i don't know much about her. Yes that's Javanna

by Dutty King June 1, 2018