Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.

he has a Jared

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017

Jared

He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!

Calls mom at work:“Mom can u tell Jared to stop bothering me”

by lala136 December 31, 2018

jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019

Jared

no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.

Jared gets no bitched

by urban da urban April 4, 2022