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Jack Thompson

a FORMER lawyer, and self proclaimed anti video games actvist who waged a one man war against violent video games, and the 1st Amendment. He was disbarred for his behaviour in the courtroom and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone. He never won a single video games related case. Ever.
Jack Thompson is an example of how not to prosecute a case.

Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment

Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect
by Spencer92 August 8, 2012
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Jack'd

To lead someone on. Pretending you have interest/feelings for them when in actuality you don't.
Jack Jack'd the daylights out of her and she's still in recovery.
by The Oppa's Club June 7, 2013
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jack sparrow

the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...
"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"
by parlez December 3, 2003
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Jackatorium

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.
For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
by Shwagg March 18, 2007
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Jack Off Class

Any class that is so boring and pointless that you might as well be jacking off instead.
I hate going to ASO 100. It's just a jack off class
by trenchcoatjoe May 16, 2015
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Jack Cunningham

Someone who is sexual pleased by tongs.
Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*
by yourboybd June 7, 2018
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Jack Coolidge

Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body
Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly

Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
by DixFlopping August 22, 2020
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