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Ipod

Ipod is either 2 things
It's either apple's shitty ass attempt at cashing in on the music industry with an iPhone that's not as good
Or a robot masquerading as a human thats also a shitty ass youtuber hiding under the name ipodgaming565 and he never shows his face cause he's a robot, and he also raped gaster
Ex 1: my ipod fucking sucks I want a refund

Ex2: they say ipod still haunts the internet today
by Ipodgaming565 December 8, 2021
mugGet the Ipodmug.

iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute
Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!
by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009
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iPod

Me: I love the iPod
by TOOLAZY4U October 8, 2018
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iPod

One of the greatest phenomenons to ever rock the planet, and equally the greatest piece of crap known to man.

A device to make you look like a young hip member of Gen-Y, while also making your wallet substantially thin.
dude 1: "hey man i got this cool ipod - im sooo gonna get laid tonight."

dude 2: "but how will you afford a hooker just after wasting all your cash on that ipod?"
by jim_bob_the_great September 11, 2009
mugGet the iPodmug.

iPod

An mp3 player that's battery is replaceble for 40 bucks, not 250, and only dies after 18 months if you are using it until the battery dies then charging it and using it again as soon as its charged, and so on.
The iPod is the best mp3 player. Check your facts retards.
by NotPatBonner June 11, 2006
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iPod

A device that origionated from mp3s, took over and changed how people use music, games, and video from a hand held device. First came the iPod classic, then the iPod video, the iPod Touch, the iPhone, the iPad and many other versions of each. These are devices now used by people everywhere and are becoming a common sight. A massive price carries impressive results, devices like these need proper care and a knowledgable owner. Research will also get people very far and satisfied with these divices. The company is called Apple.
iPods and iPhones are the #1 selling hand-held devices around the world.

Almost all of my friends have iPods or
iPhones.
by VisualNine April 24, 2011
mugGet the iPodmug.

iPod

A small mp3 playing device that has pros and cons. Half of the people writing bad reviews probably:

A. Don't have the money to afford an iPod

or

B. Don't use proper care, which is why it breaks so easy (dropping, lending, keeping it in your pocket with your car keys, etc.)

Sure, the iPod doesn't have a mic or a radio, but it does allow users with any music library have their music on the go. An 11 year old can put his library of 50 songs on it, or a 40 year old studio owner can put their library of 10,000 songs on it. It does also get scratched easy, but if your willing to shell out $250 for an ipod, you have the extra $30 to spend on a case for it. iTunes is pretty easy to use, and it is pretty straightforward. They even have audiobooks and (some-what) overpriced movies. But hey, no ones putting a gun to your head telling you to buy them.

I've had my 30 gig video iPod for a year and a half with minor scratches (I have a case) and my stock headphones are plenty loud and haven't broke.

So you can buy a $250 iPod that will easily hold your full library of songs, but may have some drawbacks, or buy a different $250 mp3 player that has a radio and mic, but holds less songs.
Guy 1: Nice iPod, is it giving you any troubles?

Guy 2: I've had it for a year, and its doing good so far.

Guy 1: Well I heard iPods suck. You wasted your money!!

Guy 2: Cool? Thats your opinion, mine has been fine.
by y0ungsven December 24, 2008
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