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Double Inverted Fruit Bowl Moon 

Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.
I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.

Inverted Missionary 

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.
Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.
Inverted Missionary by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

insert dick 

Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk
My computer prompts me to insert dick
insert dick by dildo777 April 9, 2022

interterm goggles 

The curious phenomenon where, those choosing to return for the Interterm break at college find themselves spending inordinate amounts of time with unhealthily few people, altering ones ability to determine hotness or general quality of being in another. See camp goggles.
Wow, that was another wonderful 7 hour chat Suzy McUglybadpersonality, I think I'm in love with you.
Don't be silly Tom, you've just got interterm goggles.

Intertubes 

Slang for the Internet, combining George Bush's "Internets" & Alaska Senator Ted Steven's description of the Internet as a series of "tubes".
I found it on the Intertubes.
Intertubes by Sky Saxon April 5, 2009

Tactical Insertion 

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.