Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011

Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.

I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.

by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016

Lane husband

The guy you always share a Lane with during swim practice. The opposite of Lane wife.

I always share a Lane with Andrew at swim practice, therefore he is my Lane husband.

by Swimmah😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 February 21, 2019

Kageyama Husband ;)

KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY OUR HUSBAND KAGEYAMA SIMPS

Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg

by Rain ;) November 8, 2020

gundhams.husband

a very very very very very cool and fabulous tiktoker that deserves the world <3

“omg gundhams.husband is the hottest person on tiktok alive <33333

by twentyeight! June 11, 2021

National husband Day

This day is to appreciate your husband for everything he has done for your family, for helping with bring money to the family, helping with the bills, helping bringing food to the table, extra

This day is on August 6th

Wife: thank you for everything you have done for this family
Husband: why are u saying this and your welcome
Wife: because it's National husband Day!!

by Daronad August 6, 2021

Pias Husband

whaaat? she is married? yes bitches thats totally right. married to the most handsome man on earth. oh yes.

He always listens to her and is always there for her.

She is so in love with him.
In fact, no one has ever made her feel like he does. He makes her happy even when she thinks she‘s at her lowest. He manages to make her smile everytime they talk.
Her heart makes a little jump everytime he calls her.
Her face lights up with joy and pure happiness everytime they are together.
And somehow she always seems happier, whenever he‘s around.
Mert,
seni cok seviyorum

I love you so much

Ich liebe dich so sehr

„Omg have you seen Pias Husband? He is so handsome!“
„Have you heard? Pias Husband, Mert Celik, made her the most happiest woman on earth. Wow they are both so lucky to have each other“

by merts wife February 6, 2022