Hung like a man

To have an average sized penis. from 5-9 inches, followed by hung like a horse, preceded by insults

"I thought he'd be tiny, but he was hung like a man!; Its nothing special, but its more fun than before"

by Ben W. who is hung like a man February 2, 2008

hung like a fox

(adj) in reference to the male genitalia

1. Most commonly used as an insult, parodying the more infamous hung like a horse and its ilk (hung like a donkey, hung like an elephant, hung like a sperm whale, pack of wolves, hung like a, and etc.) implying that a man has a small penis (a.k.a a rice dick or mouse cock). Often used in conjunction with a parody of sly like a fox, switching the names of the animals. Could be substituted with "hung like a shrew", since shrews have the smallest penises in the animal kingdom (.2 inches / 5 mm).

2. Far less commonly used as a compliment (I’ve personally only heard in once) perhaps an indirect reference to kinky fox sex, box fox, or pocket fox. However, after having done some research, I would like to point out a more direct interpretation:

First consider an average gray fox, about 1 foot high at the shoulder. Let’s give him a modestly interpreted 4 inch long cock about 2 inches in diameter (10.16 cm and 5.08 cm respectively). (The knot (see dog knot) is being discounted for the purposes this exercise)

Next, take Goliath the world’s largest horse, standing a large 19 hands and 1 inch at the shoulder (probably packing a huge horse cock/horsecock of his own).

Now if you increase the fox to Goliath’s size he (the fox) would have a cock 26 inches long and 13 inches wide (approximately). That’s over 2 feet long and more than a foot thick (66.04 cm and 33.02 cm respectively)!

Then let’s make our fox the size of an elephant (10.5 feet / 3.2 meters). That would give him a dick 42 inches in length and 21 inches wide (3.5 feet long and almost 2 feet wide, 1.06 meters and .53 meters respectively), certainly comparable to an elephant cock/elephant dong.

Finally (since you all must be getting sick of this), we’ll make the fox the size of the largest animal on earth today: the Blue Whale. Scientists know that blue whales grow to be about 80 feet long, but because their erect members can only be observed during mating they can only guess at that size (Wikipedia says about 2 meters, but the entry Whale Cock (Dork) says otherwise). In any case, if our fox was the size of a blue whale its cock would be an immense 26.67 feet long (320 inches / 8.13 meters) with a massive girth of 13.33 feet (160 inches / 4.06 meters).

1. He's sly as a horse and hung like a fox.

by AnythingSomeoneHasntUsedYet July 29, 2008

Hung Over Horny

Sometimes H.O.H means Head Of Household, like in Big Brother. But here, It means Hung Over Horny. Hung Over Horny means the act of being horny the day after going to sleep horny.

Fae: It's like I was soooo fucking horny last night. And I thought, maybe if I go to sleep, I'll wake up and be okay and go to work fine. But NOOO I was trying to keep the stapler away from my legs ALL DAYYY

Kyleigh: Wow... That is a bad case of the hung over horny.

by Chaz E. March 29, 2008

hung like planet pluto

Would still cause massive damage if it crashed into Ur-anus.

You made fun of my cock and said I was hung like planet pluto. Then I crashed into Ur-anus and you need a brown boy time out.

by Poop Shoot Nation September 28, 2006

hung le

Great Team is a Team can achieve thing which seem impossible to achieve by other Team

If Team do good Team win. If Team win, it win-win. Go Team

by Ferry March 1, 2005

Hung Kong

A rare oddity. A well hung Chinaman's genitalia.

"I heard the new exchange student Phuk Chin has a Hung Kong."

by DTEAM August 17, 2008

hung shui

The art of arranging one's penis and testicles in underwear so as to create the illusion of enhanced girth and/or length.

Example 1: "I worked some hung shui magic and now it looks like I'm packin' serious sausage."

Example 2: "Did Jimmy stuff a potato in his pants?" "No, he just did some hung shui."

by SuperRobert December 18, 2010