man hose

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.

I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.

by I am Hitler July 30, 2019

bit hose

A term used by IT professionals to refer to a network link, or flow of data in bits, bytes, etc. A "Bit hose" could be any I/O, yet is intended to be used in reference with networking.

In reference to a network intrusion, "Sadly, the rogues walked in through the bit hose and set up shop; most had no idea they were ever there."

by ZerOxygen September 22, 2008

hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.

"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"

by bussypee August 22, 2022

craigslist hose

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)

Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.

by pooponyourgirl October 20, 2021

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

by steelmen21 August 4, 2010