heiferious

heavier than a fat cow. adjective.

"I am feeling heiferious today, i must have pms"

by StephC December 13, 2008

heiferfest

A group of people in which the LARGE majority of the memebers, particuarly the females, are fat.

That party was a heiferfest! So, we cut out quick!

by climberstephen February 8, 2008

Heffer

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 6, 2016

Heiferretta

An irrelevant person or thing

Why dis heiferretta looking at me?

by Cuteboy97 February 5, 2019

HefferZ84

on xbox live, the gamertag of the most awesome player ever. hint: it's me

-"dude, i wuz playin' halo 2 yestudday, an' i got kicked by hefferz84"
-"sweet"

by walrus_monger_xlgl December 27, 2004

hoefer

the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female

jane you are such a hoefer.

by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009

Heemers

An expression that points out something obviously disgusting or funny about an individual.

1. "That guy has them heemers"
2. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemers"

by burritogrande March 5, 2009