Haystack

When you shave your pubic hair, cum on it so it glues together, and then shove it up your ass.

She loved my haystack last night

by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017

hastage

The awful spelling of hashtag.

#goToSchool

I don’t know how to spell hastage.

by ChloeLoveHarryPotter March 10, 2018

haptahap

A word that is scrambled and said in succession for comedic effect. especially when playing GTA V. Coined by Jeremy Dooley of Achievement Hunter.

"Like four tiny cars against a HaptaHap!"

by Dragon Dragin' May 13, 2018

Hasta la past

See you later

This line appears in the Berry Gordy movie "The last dragon" in 1985. Spoken by a first generation chinese kid who has become hip with the lingo of his puerto rican neighbors in inner city NCY and for some reason alters the last word to Italian

Hasta la pasta

by Wildgoatherd May 31, 2018

Hapata

A pseudo language used to communicate with inferior life forms such as bunnies and so.

Dude: Hapataaaa patatatapataaaaa
Girlfriend: Hi baby

by Hapatatata May 9, 2018

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

hasstastrophe

when you have a crap teacher for history

Teacher: we have history now
Student: noooooo this is a hasstastrophe!!!

by dolfin1234 July 23, 2019