hank from hell 

The face painting front man from Norway's Turbonegro. Also goes by the name of Hank Von Helvette and Eric Husby. Sometimes tour guide at a Norwiegan fishing museum. A very dark person, and in the best death punk band in the world!!!

" Turbonegro came on and performed "I got erection" Hank from Hell bent over and did the ass rocket, it was killer"

hank from hell by mama lucien March 26, 2005

Hank III

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

White Trash Boone County WV

Hank III by Carl Jenkins a.k.a "The Jenkmeister" October 2, 2003

Hank Wank

Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.

I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.

Hank Wank by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

hank williams jr 

He is A great Country & western singer, and the son of Hank Williams. He had 9 albums on the top 40 Country Billboard all at the same time.

Let’s listen to some Hank Williams Jr music.

hank williams jr by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Hank Marvin Gaye 

A very hungry homosexual

Chad: Damn! I'm hank Marvin Gaye!!
Holly: But you're straight?
Chad: Not anymore.

Hank Marvin Gaye by Jabba The Hutton March 21, 2017

Hank Spank 

A very unexpected or aggressive advance or act by a person who is usually very quiet, respectful, and reserved.

A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."

The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.

"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."

"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."

"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."

"You can say that again!"

Hank Spank by Jobot15 January 30, 2010

Hank'd 

When a picture is altered with the face of Hank Hill or anyone from the cast of King of the Hill.

Boy 1: Aww man! Did you see that picture of Sailor Moon with a Hank Hill face?
Boy 2: Yeah! She's been Hank'd!

Hank'd by Zetazach December 5, 2013