gorko

A very stupid person that continuelly (even after being told a trillion times) day by day / hour by hour / second by second, stuffs up.
Or just dose very retarded,obvious acts.

GORK HEADED BLOB
The original phrase used by the inventer of the word, describing the clowns who were running the country librals anti-union news corp

LOOK AT THAT GORKO
Seeing a person riding a bike down the wrong side of the road, with a pink shirt which says "look blue sky" in the middle of winter during a hail storm, trying to mix themself a drink of orange Tang in a bucket.

by bird1969 November 3, 2005

goecks

naturally blonde.

That girl is so stupid, she must be a goecks.

by Mirrr March 24, 2008

Gork

A tall goofy looking guy

Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson is a gork

by John King September 1, 2008

gorikoza

ultra mega band from long island

Gorikoza - we did what we do

by Doug October 14, 2003

Grock

Verb:
1. To feel the cosmic energy, to draw knowledge from any energy source, be it a person, a tree, or light.
Easiest while under the effects of entheogens, although Ganja has been known to help.
2. To do something to one's fullest capacity.
3. To have one's third-eyed opened.
Comes from the word Grok, meaning to understand so thoroughly that the observer becomes a part of the observed, from Robert A. Heinlein's 1961 book, "Stranger in a Strange Land."

1. "Grock Sharzar's glorious silver light."
2. "I'm Grocking the holy living shit out of my guitar right now."
3. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

by The Good Friar August 28, 2013

gork

When your sex partner attempts to stick their finger in your anus during coitus.

"It freaked me out, I was hittin it and she tried to gork me."

by Mickey Wayne July 1, 2005

Gork

Fist someone all the way up to your elbow.

you: Lets go Gork her/him!

me: Pervert!

by James Sass February 5, 2008