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gravel-gopher

slut; hooker; dirty bar-fly bird; the town bicycle; chicks that arm wrestle; a promiscous woman with visible scars
Chocked full of remorse, I have staggered and stumbled into yet another resentful Sunday morning - broke, hungover and ashamed of my religious awakening in the arms of Bonnie, the local "sure-thing" gravel-gopher girl.
by The Madman July 2, 2004
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Gobble Gooper

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.
by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009
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gupper

term often used for a person to indicate his character. Relating to gupping.
He is a big gupper.
by anshalt January 12, 2013
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punxsutawney gopher punch

While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.
I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
by Savory Johnson January 2, 2009
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Gopher

A member of the opposite sex whose attraction cannot be ignored. One has an obligation to "go for" (pronounced gopher) it thus making him or her a "gopher".
That girl is a total gopher. You would be a fool if you didn't ask her out.
by The a team is the true team September 12, 2009
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gopher tits

A woman (usually an older woman) who has long saggy breasts. Derived from: "Her tits are so saggy that when she takes her bra off they GO FOR the ground... hence gopher tits.
Ex. My wife's breasts used to be a perky 36B, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. Now she has fucking gopher tits!
by Baconheart December 28, 2008
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Gipper

1) Another name for a Katgip (Kiss Ass To Get In Pants).
2) A guy who is friends with a girl just to get in her pants, but he can't no matter how hard he tries.
Girl: "Tommy is such a good friend."
Boy: "Wtf? He's only being friends with you so he can get into your pants. He's such a Gipper."
by Quailman217 January 27, 2008
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