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Juicy Fruit

Good wet pussy, plain and simple. Pussy is not always juicy, but pussy is always the fruit of the earth. Pussy created everyone walking this planet. We are the seeds of man ang the fruit of the woman. If a female has juicy fruit, then she is above average wet when stimulated for sexual intercourse. Juicy fruit is the leading cause of bed nut stains, not the male ejaculation.
Omg baby you got that juicy fruit! It felt so good earlier, come on just let me slide back inside you before it gets too late.
by Ezduzit614 Mr06 June 4, 2014
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fruitate

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008
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Fruit Wombat

A naked gay fire flaming circus midget with a chode that is known for performing a gaggle of blumpkin's.
Brock DeLaCOCK has an unusual hobby of juggling Fruit Wombat's. :P
by Lilballofun January 27, 2010
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Fruit Cup Apology

When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.

Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.

If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.

It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
by Fragglerock March 20, 2015
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Tootie Fruitie Putie

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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stewd fruit

Referring to someone who is really high or drunk.
We had to take Riley home early last might, he was really stewd fruit.
by Digger September 21, 2005
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Fruitbooter

A derogatory name used by skateboarders to describe rollerbladers. Not all rollerbladers. Just the snotty ones that cut you off just after you drop in, and right before you're getting ready to set a grind.
"Get out of my way you fucking frootbooter!"

"Get of the planet you lame ass!"
by go big or go home. June 20, 2005
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