COSIMO FONTANA

the italian goat who lives in australia with his loving parents justin and brooke norris. best friend and boyfriend of james charles and hannah montanah.

cosimo fontana is not the goat

by unknowncool December 7, 2020

Fontanna

The most gorgeous woman in the world! If you dont think so you are probably just jealus and you should go hang you're self. I would do anyting for her, i would never leave her side because she is my best friend

that woman is gorgeous, her name must be Fontanna

by FTFU February 4, 2010

Russian Fettachini

When you pour a bucket of worms on a chick, bone her and jizz on the worms.

welcome to Waldo's would you like me to give you a Russian Fettachini?

by snavenn February 4, 2009

Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"

Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"

by Joe September 21, 2003

Square Footage

The "roominess" of a woman's vagina.

This girl I was with last night had a TON of square footage, I think she gets around.

by DanG40 July 14, 2011

Fontage

a) A mishmash of files that clutter your desktop or file folders after you've downloaded all the fonts you can think of.

b) A work of art or writing that places most of its creative value in the use of many different font faces.

a) "Dude, I've got to reorganize these folders. It's just one big fontage in here."

b) "I suck at graphics, so I just made a big fontage for the t-shirt design contest."

by jack_in May 28, 2009

Fotaku

Someone brags about being an "Otaku" while pretending to be really into anime but has only watched DBZ, Pokemon and other mainstream americanized animes. This person will usually have a DBZ tattoo and will probably be sporting 'My Neighbor Totoro' merchandise even though they've never seen it or have only watched redone version with Dakota Fanning's voiceover. They likely have never even read a manga.

That Fotaku over there won't shut up about the new DBZ movie.
I wish all these anime fanart stealing, merchandise websites would stop catering to the Fotaku's.
"Oh cool, you like anime?"-person "I love anime, I have the whole DBZ series on DVD and a Tortoro shirt at home!"-Fotaku

by Mo Mouse January 22, 2019