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a) A mishmash of files that clutter your desktop or file folders after you've downloaded all the fonts you can think of.

b) A work of art or writing that places most of its creative value in the use of many different font faces.
a) "Dude, I've got to reorganize these folders. It's just one big fontage in here."

b) "I suck at graphics, so I just made a big fontage for the t-shirt design contest."
Fontage by jack_in May 28, 2009
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A piece of recent video or film.
'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'
footage by jchr October 30, 2013
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A MMORPG (which is like a multi-player role playing game, usually you need to log in and make an account) created in 2007 and officially released to the public at March 2008. It is a futuristic MMO, where your avatar doesn't walk, but stay on a hoverboard. Their biggest competitor is another MMORPG called "Club Penguin". Over the years this game has gained many fans. Honestly, after 2010, I would say the game went downhill- it's no longer as fun as the old days. Kinda sad, isn't it?

This game celebrates the usual events, but since 2012 the game got pretty boring due to every single week being an event(or two events). I really don't suggest playing it now expecially since there's nothing good to do and all of the good things are restricted, only being available to Premium Members now. Besides the clothing and boards are pretty unoriginal and boring. I'm so sorry.
What is there to do in Fantage?
Fantage by FaNtAgEuNkNoWn February 1, 2014

Stock Footage 

A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.

The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:

Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "

Speaker B: "So.. what?"

Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'

Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
Stock Footage by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008

Stock footage 

Stock footage, also termed archive footage, library pictures and file footage is film or video footage either in the public domain or available for a set fee that can thus be put into any other film. Stock footage is of great use to filmmakers as it is generally far cheaper than actually filming a needed scene. Documentaries, as well as student films are noted for using large amounts of stock footage.

Stock footage can also be used to integrate news footage or notable figures into a film. For instance, the Academy Award-winning film Forrest Gump used stock footage extensively, to portray the lead character meeting historic figures such as John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, and John Lennon.

One of the largest producers of public domain stock footage is the United States government. All videos produced by the United States military, NASA, and other agencies are available for use as stock footage. There are a number of companies that own the copyrights to large libraries of stock footage and charge film makers a fee for using it, but they rarely demand royalties. Stock footage comes from a myriad of sources, including governments, other movies, and often news outlets.

Television and movies series also often use stock footage taken from previous installments. For instance, all the Star Trek series kept a collection of shots of starships that would appear on a regular basis, being used most of the time a ship was seen.

News programs use film footage from their archives often when more recent images are not available.
Stock footage by P. redeckis June 11, 2006

Multi-Footage-Dumper

Multi-Footage-Dumper, or MFD: when it snows more than 2 feet.
Hey, did you play hookey from work to come skiiing today?

I, took the vacation day off 'cuz I heard there was going to be multi-footage-dumper

Fontanese 

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.
I wish I could speak Fontanese.
Fontanese by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010