Fletcher

Someone who is a bully, likes to start fights, and is often bald, and ugly.

Ewwwww, that guy is an ugly ass fletcher!

by AMAHRICHARD August 27, 2019

Fletcher

To rob or steal, to take someone's stuff — or idea, and claim it as your own.

That dude totally fletchered my idea.

Those guys look like they're about to Fletcher that bank.

by Respectmystuff September 15, 2019

fletcher

A grade A cunt who's short and aggressive but a good friend 90% of the time, be weary of him

Fletcher really had my back by defending me against those rumors even tho he started the rumors

by Your blood brother March 7, 2020

Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.

"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."

by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020

fletchered

When you fuck a relationship with a girl

I like this girl but I think I Fletchered it

by Jesussandalsss September 11, 2020

Fletcher

Fletcher is one of the best people to be friends with. They usually have long blonde hair, likes mythical creatures such as dragons and goblins, and is overall one of the nicest people on earth. If a girl falls for a fletcher, there is no getting them back. So be careful about that. Fletchers can also be a bit weird and pervy. But they're great to hang out with. If a fletcher is your friend, you are very lucky. If a fletcher loves you, never let him go.

Person 1: look, its fletcher!
Person 2: wow, he's so cool! We should ask if we can hang out with him.
Person 1: alright come on! Let's go ask!

by Jimmybob2015 September 26, 2020

Fletcher

Guys named Fletcher are all around pretty dope. They act like they're short even though they are weirdly tall. Master of puns and lover of sloths.

Nobody:...
Fletcher: sloths, amirite??

by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020