Flapjackie

Breasts that are mishapen, flat, and hideous, with large nipples.

"her tits are almost as bad as flapjackie's"

always retorted with, "nah dude, nothings THAT bad!"

by natepro July 4, 2004

out the flap

Speaking real. Straight from the mouth that’s saying it.

‘ Originated from Ghetto of Louisiana ‘

“Y’all niggas pussy af mane, out the flap”

by vNeji February 25, 2018

Anal Flap

A small flap of skin that covers the tip of the anal opening. It protects the anus from infections and raging pedophiles. Some religious sects, especially Orthodox Jews often have these removed much like the practice of circumcision.

Josh Williams has very tiny anal flaps.

by joshretarded July 26, 2010

chicken flap

when a girl is skiing (giving two handjobs at the same time) while simultaneously sticking a dick in each of her arm pits and flapping her arms, like a chicken...

Carla was so messed up last night, she gave those four immigrants the chicken flap

by smellydonkey August 20, 2007

Flap Slapper

A Female 'WANKER', a woman who masturbates far to much, Or is just really annoying and irritating!!!!

"My boss is a right Flap Slapper!!"

by Skinuss May 15, 2008

kansas mud flap

The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.

(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."

by Halifax Redthorn February 12, 2008

flaky

A person who intentionally does not come through with shit

Fuck that shit is flaky

by NoOneAtAll May 3, 2013