NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.
Sara: Let's do a shot!
(Four shots later)
Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."
(Four shots later)
Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."
by The Meatballs March 19, 2012
Get the Fesse mug.A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.
Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.
Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.
Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.
by brandy_alexander February 15, 2009
Get the feist face mug.Basically everything on the periodic table except extremely radioactive. Stereotypically known as the scary stuff that Fukushima and Chernobyl released from their damaged nuclear reactors poisoning the surrounding countryside forever.
The Fission Product releases from the spent fuel pool fire expelled many times the radioactive materials that one reactor could have released.
The fuel elements were ejected from the core during subsequent explosions and the fission products will be a hazard for many centuries to come.
The Fuel lava consists of various fission Products.
The fuel elements were ejected from the core during subsequent explosions and the fission products will be a hazard for many centuries to come.
The Fuel lava consists of various fission Products.
by Sir Geiger May 9, 2012
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by RickAstley6969 January 17, 2020
Get the feistmantl lifestyle mug.Feisal the almost 40 year old man, loves to talk about himself and eat watermelon. Guy is a full out savage! Most people would say "daddy Chill"
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