My bad, your fault

When one person makes a mistake, but admits fault while placing the blame and/or responsibility on someone else, mostly to avoid responsibility while often putting the scapegoat in an awkward situation.

Derek: Damn, man. Not only did Alan forgot to tell me that a specifications changed and all the work that I did this week is now useless, he asked me to do mandatory overtime this weekend since apparently it’s his turn to have his daughter, and he threatened to fire me if I told management what really happened.

John: So a "my bad, your fault" situation. What a jackass!

by edw007 June 27, 2022

Fault Fuck

A when a serve in tennis goes completely out of the court, landing nowhere near the square where it should land in.

Gosh Brandon, your fault fuck almost hit me in the face!
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I dont know what happened today, I fault fucked 5 times.

by Krankenstein May 19, 2009

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

faulty

verrry scandalous

"Ur man aint talkin to you? He actin faulty."

by Boughetto QTPI January 26, 2004

Chris Faulkner

An Individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at shit may balls.

The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'

"Guys I can't go out to Scholars because my Girlfriend wants to spend time with me"

"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"

"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."

by Slater_AL October 18, 2012

My fault

A word people use when they don’t really mean sorry. Used mostly by rude people.

“Bro you just hit my car”
“Oh my fault man”

by DummyBoy September 17, 2019

Kamla Fault

A term used to by the Prime Minister of Trinidad & Tobago Dr. Keith Rowley to blame and deflect his mismanagement upon the Opposition leader.

I cannot grow back hair on my head. Kamla Fault.

by William_Hunt868 June 2, 2021