Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005

farker

A word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.

1) That farker almost ran me off the road!
2) That farker just bit me!
3)You are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!

by Stokedlove February 23, 2011

Pump Faked

The act of being tricked into doing something tedious because you thought that you would be kind and go through with this act. However, the other person had no intention of actually doing the tedious act in the first place.

Mom: I will wash the dishes from dinner.

Yourself: No! I got this mom. Just sit and relax.

Mom: Thank you! *smirks*

Dad: OOOOO! You just got PUMP FAKED so bad, son! You have some learning to do!

by thatONEguy118 November 13, 2011

fareeda

a unit of measurement-several kilogramgs--often drug related weights.

i need a fareeda of the dank shiiiat

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

broken farted

When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs

You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.

by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016

Forked

- A word much more cool than Owned, Mankind r0x your s0x.

Omfg, you've been forked by ManKiND, commit suicide.

by ManKiND January 27, 2003

Farded

An Americans pronunciation of Farted

"The Dennis just farded (The Dentist just farted)".

by Poochie Long August 29, 2009