Faceblitz

Faceblitz describes the behavior of Facebook users who seldom log on but, when they do, comment on everyone's pics, update their entire profile and generally go nuts with the Likes for a solid hour before logging off for another five weeks. Frequently correlated to drunken Facebooking.

I see Preeta went on a Faceblitz today--I guess it's good to know she's still alive.

by MILFIA October 13, 2010

Facebcrastination

Facebcrastination is the fine art of using Facebook to procrastinate.

The boss wanted me to finish this excel spreadsheet by lunch but I think I spent too much time Facebcrastinating.

Facebcrastination gets a lot of people fired lately...

by Pandora.Moore September 25, 2011

Faceblock

The act of commenting on a Facebook users status update in order to hinder posting by others. Typically this will involve commenting on the status so that comments by others will be out of context with the initial topic discussed

Status update (Poster)- Today is the happiest day of my life :)
Facebook (Commenter 1)- It's because of me right?
(Poster)- Of course, who else?!
(Commenter 2)-...... (Faceblocked!)

by DKN85 January 15, 2012

Faceback

To accidentally hit the back icon while reading through your Facebook feed on your phone, resulting in having to scroll through your feed to pick up reading where you left off.

I'd been reading my Facebook feed for 20 minutes and then I Facebacked. I had to scroll through all those posts again so I could catch up.

by ObviousMan1 December 5, 2016

facebomb

To comment excessively on another person's Facebook page, usually all at one time.

Benny: Dude, do you think she's knows I'm interested in her?
Sebastien: Well, you commented on every single picture in her profile album and left five comments on her wall in the past five minutes. I think she knows. Facebomb much?

by Starrynight1979 October 9, 2009

FaceBoob

Somebody who has just started using FaceBook.
A newbie of FaceBook. Or better a noob in facebook.

He has just started using facebook. What a noob he is a FaceBoob.

by SlowRiot February 2, 2009

facebible

Anyone, usually highschool girl, who obsesses over facebook.com. They will update their status every 30 minutes and have 300 plus pictures. If anybody surpasses 1000 comments then they are considered a facebible. Facebible is worshipped by many people across the world. They "keep in touch" with their friends as often as possible.

(face bible Guy 1)~ "Hey man, can I check my facebook, the notifications must be overflowing."

(regular Guy 2)~ "Don't you mean your facebible, you worship that fucking site dont you?"

by David (guapemaster) Noland October 26, 2007