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Uptown Girl Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing martini and bukkake.
She got a uptown girl facial at the party on the upper east side last weekend.
by Darkcobra May 1, 2009
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The Joker Facial

The act of holding your penis to a girls mouth right before ejaculating and asking her "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face" and attempting to shoot your jizz on her face in the form of an extended smile.
Yeah bro I totally pulled the joker facial last night, you were right, nervous laughter is the reaction of choice.
by Famous Shamus September 20, 2011
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Fake out Facial

Just before ejaculation, a male fakes an orgasm only to pull out and surprise their partner with a facial moments later.
" This chick tried to make me bust inside so I hit her with a fake out facial. You should have seen the look on her face."
by Stangeyy November 1, 2015
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Pirate facial

The act of ejaculating in a girl's eye and subsequently kicking her in the shin. The resulting act of hopping on one leg and holding her eye gives her the appearance of a pirate.
"yo dude, I just gave your sister a pirate facial"
"aaarrrrgh"
by Mr. Pirate Facial February 18, 2009
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Irish Facial

ejaculating onto a woman's face and immedately after pouring beer on her head
Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch when I gave her the irish facial
by jroxxx December 21, 2005
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blurry facial

the act of ejaculating during anal intercourse , then having the ejaculate sprayed onto your face via flatulent projection.
hey Tanner, gimme a blurry facial
wow! that was quite a blurry facial
dave likes blurry facials.
did you see scott take that blurry facial?
by Taylor Keith Gregory April 25, 2007
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facial

When a man cums on a woman's face, thereby making her his BITCH. Often seen in porn, the attempt on one's girlfriend will usually leave the man single, unless she is a kinky freak, then by all means go ahead and give her a facial. She could use the skin treatment anyhow.
He gave me a facial without warning yesterday and now my eyes are still burning!
by PartyProblem November 15, 2011
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