texas facial

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

crimson facial

when a menstruating girl straddles a man's face and fanny farts the clots and gunk all over his mush

my lady's filthy she gave me the the crimson facial last night!

by uprightuk September 8, 2010

Phisoderm Facial

The sexual act of emptying ones sac or jit-bag into their partners face.

To ejaculate into the face.

When he was ready to blow his wad, Johnny climbed up on her chest and gave her a nice Phisoderm Facial.

by The Urban Poet March 3, 2009

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008

Facial destruction

What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match.

The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, and the seasoned veteran came over and enforced some major facial destruction. There was blood everywhere, I am still afraid to look.

by Hydrocat February 4, 2009

Facial Recognition

At the moment just after the Male Species is climaxing,the female or male yells out..."EW RIGHT IN MY FACE"

"So there I was just me and her. Shes jerkin my girkin when all of the sudden i let lose and hear...."ewww right on my face"right there...i knew i had "facial recognition"

by Tony the tattoo artist. NYC February 7, 2013