fanny rat

a person who is keen to get his hands, tongue, knob etc into a nice bit of beaver at every and any opportunity

Look at him! he's right into her pisher like a fanny rat

by Big Assed Ray February 4, 2006

Frankenfurter Fanny

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by L. Llewellyn James of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.

I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever that L. Llewellyn James at www.alphaholism.com described on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!

by alphaholism is it February 21, 2011

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005

Granny fanny

Granny Fanny old lady thinks shes smoking hot.

A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.

by sallyport August 11, 2010

Fannie

sometimes used as another word for butt, but also used as a name. Fannies are wonderful people who are really really pretty and nice and talented and make the best cousins in the world. Everybody loves them and wishes they were a Fannie!
Basically the most awesome people in the entire world.

Person 1: "Hey, did you know that it't Fannie's birthday on thursday?"

Person 2: "No way! Fannie's the best!! I wish I was her. I hope she has the best one yet"

by ilovefannie February 21, 2011

fannochampion

A Fannochampion is a woman who can fit something as big as a pumpkin in her poon for more than five minutes.

Dude is ure girlfriend a fannochampion

My girlfriends the best fannochampion i can fit my head in there.

by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005

Fanny Elves

Little green pointy eared beings that inhabit the dwellings between a cake munchers legs. Often come out to graze with others when men are around. The sensation can be described as some times painful, other times unusual and sometimes you can feel them falling out of you!

Example' Tim I think I have fanny elves -Jan o9'

by Santaaatimmy March 1, 2009